O Christmas Tree
Blade
stared at the Christmas tree. Ryan lived in a apartment that could
generously be described as a roomy broom closet, and he had a Christmas
tree. Granted it wasn’t very big, just large enough to escape the
derision of being labeled a twig, but still it was a tree, perched on
the kitchen table. There had to be some top law against it--fire hazard
or sanitation issue. It was in the kitchen, surely closing the
impossibly small space for the season.
Brushing
by the tree to get a glass, Blade studied the tree in closer detail. It
wasn’t an ordinary tree; no, sir it wasn’t. The lights weren’t a
sophisticated white or a multi-color bonanza, but red and black. The
tree was festooned with candy canes and silver and gold paper chains. A
garland of silk wound around the tree; Blade quickly imagined far more
interesting things as he fingered the silky material. Ryan hadn’t tied
him up for real; he’d been very cautious with bondage ever since Blade
had blabbered about his misadventure at hide and seek. Blade let the
silk drape over his wrist. This was ridiculous; he was getting hard
touching a Christmas tree, a decoration for a holiday celebrated by
children with dreams of innocent presents: toy trains, teddy bears, and
board games with confusing rules to be thwarted by clever players.
Blade
cupped his hand around an ornament, hanging invitingly from a branch.
He stroked the tiny leather strands of the miniature flogger. Above it
was a tiny crop, and to the left lay the coils of a whip. The Christmas
bulbs hanging from the tree suddenly looked far less innocent. Miniature
butt plugs.
“So you like it?” Ryan’s voice boomed from the doorway.
Blade swallowed and licked his lips. “Pity some of the items aren’t full size.”
“Oh, I think we can fix that.”
Best Xmas tree ever xD I brought this up on my browser, saw the words "miniature butt plugs" and cracked up! Ah, that Ryan...
ReplyDeleteRyan would choose miniature butt plugs. Glad you liked the tree. Thanks for reading and commenting.
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